>I wasn’t going to write today. I was really tired. Eyes burning tired. Then went and got the mixer fixed at Pali Market after work. Went to the gym. I use minimum weights but still hate leg routine days. Made my doi posto ilish. Had to look up my own recipe. But was really happy with the results. Took less than ten minutes of work to put together but was worth it.
Opened my mail box after dinner to see this mail from ‘The Simplist‘ , a Parsi from NYC, who is coming to India with his fiance. Now the thing about me is that I am pathologically programmed to answer questions on food the moment someone asks me some. So I did. Thought I’ll share these with anyone else interested. So here goes. Mumbai Food Oscars, was The Simplist’s phrase by the way.
Me and my fiancée are coming over to Mumbai for 2 weeks and since it is her first time here I wanted to shortlist some places worth going.
Here’s a quick survey you can take if you find a moment in your schedule, must mention the name of the place and I’ll do the rest of the research:
Best Irani Cafe in Mumbai?
Britannia – or no?
Me: Yazdani Bakery
Best Dhansak in Mumbai not made at someone’s house?
There was this Bombay Club your uncle-in-law would take you but I assume that is off-limits. So, Mocambo? or something else?
Me: Ideal Corner, Fort. Only Wednesday & Friday though
Best Parsi food available in a restaurant?
Sucker for patrani macchi, a good kolmi no patio, Dhansak, Pulao, Sali Boti, Chicken Farcha, Lagan nu Custard etc.
Me: Ideal Corner, again but their menu differs by the day. Mocambo has dhansak, cutlets, sali boti & pulao daal everyday except Sunday and are almost as good and air conditioned too. Britannia would be a distant third but for Mr Boman Kohinoor who is a darling
Best Biryani in Mumbai?
Chicken or Mutton is fine… I like it dry with some masala, kind of like you. Not sure if anybody puts Aloo in Mumbai but that would be great.
Me: Best Biriyani (for folks who like it dry) – Kakori House – they have an outlet at Mahim, core shop at Bandra and one at Inorbit mall. No aloo though. Biriyani at Olympia was pretty good and has a bit more masala
Best Goan food in Mumbai?
Sucker for Goa Pork Sausages, Sorpotel and a decent Vindaloo.
Me: I must choose Snow Flake at the Bastani lane beside Metro over Martins here
Best Keralite food in Mumbai?
Rahmaniya or Fountain Plaza… I eat beef etc.
Me: Not an expert here. I would go for Rahmaniya by a whisker over Fountain Plaza. I have heard of a place called Sunny at Chembur from people whose tastes I trust
Best Malwani seafood in Mumbai?
Gajalee? or something else? Mahesh Lunch Home?
Me: Mahesh is Mangalorean I think. I haven’t gone there in ages but unless the standards have gone down I would still root for Saayba at Bandra for Malwani. I think Gajalee is over rated I would choose Apoorva over Mahesh for Mangalorean.
Best Cupcakes in Mumbai?
Looking for some great cakes with some flair.
Me: I am not too much a cupcake fan. I like the ones at Candies, Bandra
Best Old-school Bakery in Mumbai?
American Express Bakery or something else? Looking for classic chicken puffs etc. I guess Merwan’s is great too.
Merwan’s Andheri has the best chicken patties
Best Chinese Food – High End?
Mainland China? Or something else? Golden Dragon?
Me: I am partial to Mainland China. Haven’t been to Golden Dragon
Best Chinese Food – Keeping it Simple?
Five Spice I know, others?
Me: Kamling, Churchgate. Wok Hei, Lower Parel
Best Bengali Food?
Oh Calcutta is on my list – how much advance book does one have to do?
Me: Oh Calcutta, Tardeo, just mention my name. Joking, you don’t need to book in advance. They are active on their Facebook page and you can write in over there
I would also recommend Calcutta Club, outside Oshiwara Police Station for a budget Bengali home food experience and Hangla for mutton roll
Best Experience Restaurant?
Just trying to figure out a nice place for a 1 on 1 date with Kelly. Indian food or Western is fine… unless absolutely ridiculous (>$500), price is not a variable.
Me: Slightly old school, but Thai Pavillion President. I don’t know how posh you are looking at but we quite like Yellow Tree, Bandra. Mid range Italian. Not a vast menu. But the ground floor is very relaxed and cosy
Best Vada Pao?
I can always go to the one opposite Churchgate or whatever but if you had a favorite let me know.
Me: Not my thing but quite liked the one at Bandstand, Bandra near Seaside Cafe Recently
Best Kebab Assortment to pack in bulk and take home for drinks?
Me: Not the most cost effective for a drinking binge but go to Kakori Roll Centre and pick up the galawit and kakori. I swear by it
So folks jump in with your answers too